Jesus Freak
Oh, the irony of it all. Reverend Ted Haggard, senior pastor with New Life Church, resigned as president of the National Association of Evangelicals after being accused of having a secret affair with a gay escort, and partaking in drug abuse.
Ain't that America, Folks? Where the President of the NAE can put on a smile, preach to millions, influence thought, "speak the word of Jesus," and then after his sermon, tell his wife and children (all five) that he has to "meet with a troubled man" (who is actually his part-time, hired, gay lover) and then butt-fuck him while on Extascy to heighten his sexual experience.
Fantastic. Perfect. Wonderful. Praise the Lord.
Did I mention the guy (Haggard) is a close confidant of President Bush? Oh yeah. They get together every Monday to read scripture and snort coke.
Alright - so I made up the "snort coke" part, but it's believable isn't it? That's what makes this country so grand. Nothing is sacred, and nothing, not nothing is secret.
Repent!
Ain't that America, Folks? Where the President of the NAE can put on a smile, preach to millions, influence thought, "speak the word of Jesus," and then after his sermon, tell his wife and children (all five) that he has to "meet with a troubled man" (who is actually his part-time, hired, gay lover) and then butt-fuck him while on Extascy to heighten his sexual experience.Fantastic. Perfect. Wonderful. Praise the Lord.
Did I mention the guy (Haggard) is a close confidant of President Bush? Oh yeah. They get together every Monday to read scripture and snort coke.
Alright - so I made up the "snort coke" part, but it's believable isn't it? That's what makes this country so grand. Nothing is sacred, and nothing, not nothing is secret.
Repent!
posted by Politic-Anna at Friday, November 03, 2006
7 Comments:
Oooh, proposing political summaries to Slashdot? Spin them with a little more technology edge and they'll probably take them ;-).
You seem to think that Christians assume other Christians actually practice what they preach. How interesting. You know, the pope wears a million dollar hat while entire countries starve, right?
Eldavojohn: You know - it's too bad I'm technologically illiterate. I'd really like to be a part of the Slashdot scene. I need to work on my nerdiness a little more I suppose.
Regardless, I had no idea the pope wore a million dollar hat. I have one thing to say to that: What an ass.
You might not agree but I'm sure he could sell this jewel encrusted mitre for quite the sum.
It's better than his evil Santa outfit though.
:-)
He is so freaking scary. I think I see Lucifer's twinkle in his eye.
You beltway insiders sure know how to spot evil when you see it :-P possibly from years of practice?
I've recently moved here from Minnesota and I must say I miss the way the wind blows.
Sweet. You're not dead! I was wondering what happened.
Eldavo - which part of MN?
THe Fish! You've found me :) I am not deceased. Just a new edge.
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