What Issues?

We know who’s running, we know who’s ahead in the polls, we know who we would like to see win and who we’d like to see brutally discarded from office, but what we don’t know is what the hell a lot of these congressional candidates are campaigning for. What are their issues?

Because of mainstream media and the false commercialization of opposing candidates, opinions on certain candidates running for office have been soiled in the eyes of the voting public.

If I (for one) did not keep up on the truth, I’d just as easily assume that:

George Allen’s (R) middle name is “Macaca.” He also happens to be an avid racist and keen sponsor of the confederate flag, of which he proudly has hanging up in his congressional office and praises every morn'. He also is being accused of carelessly tossing around the “N-word” as he quickly sweeps his half-Jewish heritage under the Persian rug beneath his custom made crocodile skin boots (of which the tax payers bought him, by the way).

James Webb (D) is an advocate against all right's of women in the military, a perversely published pedophile accused of slanderous comments towards the African American people, and a bigoted Republican-turned-Democrat who obviously has identity issues.

Barack Obama (D) is really a white man in a black man’s body. Oh, the audacity of it all! He is also very handsome, and that is why we should vote for him whether he’s running for office or running for President. “Give us the white man’s vote in the shape of a Black man!” Oy. Hear the Democratic party rejoice.

John Kerry (D) thinks our troops in Iraq are uneducated.

Henry Ford (D) is going to take away our gun rights, raise the taxes of those living in Tennessee , make deals with the mob, and invite us all to the next party at the Play Boy mansion. (Yay!)

Rick Santorum (R) is losing by a landslide, but hopes to regain his credibility by kissing Hilary’s ass in his commercials, and comparing the War in Iraq to Tolkein’s Lord of the Rings.

“Frodo (Bush), look to the eye of Mordor (al-Sadr), and let Gollum (Cheney) show you the way to the Ring (Project Iraqi Freedom or something).


One word, folks: Bullshit. (one word, two syllables)

Now, keep in mind that the above mentioned is only a miniscule example of those running for congressional positions this November. Also, keep in mind that a lot of what has been mentioned above is part of the mainstream LIES that the media is purging onto the public. Only those uneducated in their own political arena would not know this.

Point: Educate yourself on the truth. Even though gossiping about other people and their problems is fun – let’s not forget that the truth in an educated choice overcomes all odds.

I am so wise.

Have a good day. Find out the facts.

Vote.